So doomed. We are so fucking doomed. Why are there so few sensible people? How did we let ourselves be ruled by sociopaths?
Pugs should be banned for the health of the dogs. Seriously, this shouldn’t be allowed to happen.
Foreign nazis working for MI5. Government attempts to silence BBC.
Among the interesting documents that have surfaced in the inquiry is the weekly timetable of an induction course for Special Branch officers.
Day one starts with the usual courtesies and and sessions on the role of regional Special Branches and the Metropolitan Special Branch and a scary introduction into the Threat from Subversion.
A session on the Communist Party is supplemented by one on Subversion in Industry.
Our dedicated public servants get a crash course in Trotskyists, anarchists and the quaintly entitled Subversion in the UK Coloured Community before breaking for drinks parties.
“The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq,” Bush said, before wincing and correcting himself. “I mean, of Ukraine.”
The comment left the audience in an awkward silence. Then, Bush shrugged and said under his breath: “Iraq, too.”
Well, there you go. From the murderer’s mouth. Wholly unjustified and brutal. It’s nice to know that George Bush is so haunted by his bloody crimes that he can’t help but compare himself to Putin. I hope the million dead Iraqis scream constantly in his subsonscious. I hope his sure knowledge of eternal damnation (assuming his faith is as he affirms it) wakes him weeping in the night. I hope the same thing of Tony Blair of course, but Blair has never shown any signs of having enough basic humanity to consider anything he did anything other than praiseworthy. Blair is the epitome of the I am a good person so anything I do is good unrepentant unreflective prick.
Ancient faeces found at a settlement thought to have housed builders of Stonehenge suggests parasites were consumed via badly cooked cow offal during epic winter feasts.